Rasmus.
Stormwind has kept a room for you.
A message from your friends, the Crown, and one deeply patient Oak.
Time left to choose the right side before WoW Forever opens its gates
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There is still time, Rasmus. Not much, but some.
A fair and balanced comparison
| Topic | Orgrimmar | Stormwind |
|---|---|---|
| Architecture | Spikes | Roofs, towers, a cathedral, canals |
| The smell | Wolf, mostly | Fresh bread from the Trade District |
| Public transport | A zeppelin that may or may not explode | The Deeprun Tram. Clean. Punctual. Underwater. |
| Neighbours | An orc who grunts | A baker who knows your name |
| The great Oak | Absent | Waiting. Still waiting. |
What people are saying
I have kept a seat warm for you at the table. It is getting cold now. I am also getting cold.
The great Oak
I baked an extra loaf just in case he shows up. That was three weeks ago. Please come, Rasmus. The bread is getting hard.
A baker in Goldshire
Halt! Who goes there? Oh, it's Rasmus. Go right in, we were told to expect you.
A guard at the gates of Stormwind
The King is not angry. He is merely disappointed.
The Royal Chancellery
The moment of truth
Will you join the Alliance?
Welcome home, Rasmus
By order of the Crown, your pardon is granted, your room in Stormwind is ready, and the great Oak has been told to stop waiting.
Take a screenshot of this and send it to Philip. It is legally binding. Probably.